零起点美语-Candy Helps?

Candy Helps?

Candy is trying to get her boyfriend Benny to quit smoking. (C=Candy; B=Benny)
C : Benny, your breath smells like an ashtray. You've got to stop smoking!
B : I know. I want to, but it isn't easy.
C : Why don't you chew gum instead?
B : I can't. I've got false teeth. Remember?
C : Oh yeah. In that case, how about eating candies?
B : If they're as sweet as you, no problem.
C : Cut it out, will you? I'm serious.
B : Just kidding. Do I get a kiss if I really quit?
C : I don't like the taste of ashtrays. Maybe tomorrow if you quit right now.
B : OK, you've got a deal.

肯蒂试着要她的男朋友班尼戒烟。
肯蒂：班尼, 你的口气闻起来像烟灰缸。你必须要戒烟了！
班尼：我知道。我是想戒, 但并不容易啊。
肯蒂：那你为什么不嚼口香糖来代替呢？
班尼：没办法。我有假牙, 记得吗？
肯蒂：噢, 是啊。那样的话, 改吃糖果如何？
班尼：如果糖果和你一样甜的话, 那就没问题。
肯蒂：少贫嘴, 好吗？我是说真的。
班尼：只是开开玩笑嘛。如果我真的戒了, 你会给我一个吻吗？
肯蒂：我不喜欢烟灰缸的味道。如果你现在就戒, 也许明天吧。
班尼：好, 就这么说定了。