Aren't Kids Wonderful?

小孩子实在了不起!
Mother got on the train with Little Johnny and Little Ronny.
Little Johnny was full of questions, as usual: "What's an emergency brake, Mommy?" "Why did that policeman ask to see our tickets?" "Why can't I lean out the window?" etc.
His mother was becoming ever more exasperated.
Finally, Little Johnny asked, "What was that last station we stopped at, Mommy?"
"I don't know, Johnny, and will you please stop pestering me? I'm trying to read."
A few minutes of silence passed. Then Johnny said, "It's too bad you don't know what station that was, 'cause that's where Little Ronny got off."
妈妈和小强尼、小罗尼一起搭乘火车。
小强尼一如往常问东问西,“妈咪,什么是紧急煞车?” “为什么那位警察叔叔要看我们的车票?“为什么身体不能伸出窗外?”等等诸如此类问题。
妈妈实在忍不住要发脾气了。
最后小强尼又问:“妈咪,刚刚火车停靠的是哪一站?”
“我不知道,强尼,你可不可以不要烦我,我正在看书呢!”
一阵安静后,强尼说:“真糟糕,你竟然不知道罗尼下车的那个车站。”