Don't Get Caught!

不要被逮着了!
Out in the forest preserve, a man strolled up to the fisherman and asked whether he'd had any luck.
"No, nothing today, but you should have seen me yesterday. I caught fourteen bass in the morning and another twelve in the afternoon."
"Well, that's very interesting. Do you know who I am?"
"No."
"I happen to be the game warden."
"Oh. And do you know who I am? I'm the biggest liar you ever laid eyes on."
在森林保护区内,有个人走向一位正在钓鱼的老兄并问他有没有收获。
“今天什么也没有,不过你应该昨天来见我才是。昨天早上我钓了十四尾鲈鱼,下午钓了十二尾呢!”
“哦,那相当不错嘛,你知道我是谁吗?”
“不知道。”
“我恰巧就是监视狩猎的管理员。”
“哦,那你又知道我是谁吗?我是你所发现最会说谎话的人。”