Thanks a Lot, Sarge

多谢了，班长！
The sergeant had just completed the morning inspection of the troops.
"Before I dismiss you, there's just one announcement. Private Kowalski, your mother is dead. Dismissed."
The soldier was devastated, of course, and the lieutenant was appalled at the sergeant's heartlessness.
"For Heaven's sake, sergeant, next time you have to inform a trooper of a loved one's demise, please be a little more subtle," he said.
A few weeks later, sorry to say, the sergeant had another opportunity. Lining up his troops, he ordered, "All of you whose mother is still alive, step forward. Not you, Johnson."
一位班长刚完成部队晨间检查。
“解散之前，有件事要宣布一下，二兵卡娃斯基，你母亲已经过世了。解散！”
当然，那位士兵遭受很大的打击，而排长也讶异于班长的冷酷无情。
“看在老天的份上，班长，下次你要告诉弟兄们有亲人死亡时，请多用点技巧，委婉一些，”排长说道。
几个礼拜之后，很不幸那位班长又有一次机会。集合了部队，他下口令道：“所有妈妈尚健在的，前进一步。你，詹森，除外。”