Jeez, Talk about Luck!

好运跟着保险来
"For the last time, I don't want any insurance!" said the harassed householder to the salesman.
"Just a moment, sir. Please consider this: Just last month I sold a policy to a man much like yourself. The very next day his house caught fire. The house was completely gutted. To save himself, he had to leap from an upstairs window; he landed on his own car, went through the roof, broke both his legs and an arm."
"Well, he was one of the lucky ones, wasn't he?"
“这是最后一次了,我不要买任何保险!”被骚扰的房主对推销员说道。
“等一会儿,先生,请您仔细考虑一下:上个月有一位先生长得跟你很像,他刚买了一份保险,隔天他家就着火,房子内部全都被烧毁,为了保住性命,他从楼上窗户跳下来,恰巧落在他的汽车上,穿过车顶,他摔断了两腿和一只手臂。”
“喔!他就是你所说的幸运人士的其中一个,不是吗?”